[Penelope's Penetrations]
This three-sided building has a thick canvas tarp stretched across one side functioning as the front wall. A doorway has been cut out of the canvas, allowing you to take a peek outside. Bare sand serves as the floor, and a small curtain blocks out what seems to be a second room to the rear of the building.

You also see a large counter with some stuff on it and a large sign.
You notice an exit leading out.

A large sign reads:
Piercings are $500 per each location pierced.

If you would like a piercing from Penelope, please step through the curtain.

Thank you.

A small note reads:
These jewelry items are unique. Each can be tapped to change (or remove) the saying, or rubbed to change the material type.

On a large counter: $5000
• an ear stud
    It is worn as an earring, or something similar.
• a dangle earring
    It is worn as an earring, or something similar.
• an eyebrow ring
    It is worn through the eyebrow.
• a bridge barbell
    It is worn through the bridge of the nose.
• a nose stud
    It is worn through the nose.
• a septum ring
    It is worn through the septum.
• a tongue bullet
    It is worn through the tongue.
• a lip labret
    It is worn through the lip.
• a nipple ring
    It is worn through a nipple.
• a navel ring
    It is worn in the navel.
• a clit ring
    It is worn through the privates.
• a labia ring
    It is worn through the privates.
• a cock ring
    It is worn through the privates.

There are 72 (or maybe 73) sayings. There are probably 52 material types. (Based on info obtained from GM Faith Tempest's journal and info from the message boards)

a bone ear stud
You tap your ear stud and some words suddenly appear on its surface!
You point at a bone ear stud printed with the words "Quit Staring".

You rub the surface of your ear stud and the material slowly shifts to vyeftium!
You point at a vyeftium ear stud printed with the words "Kiss My Ass".

Piercings:
Ear
Eyebrow
Bridge
Nose
Septum
Tongue
Lip
Nipple
Navel
Privates